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Violence Demotivational Poster


VIOLENCE - If it's not solving your problems you're just not using enough.


TAGS: violence
Rating: 4.61/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:15 pm
How so, Ag? BTW, 5L's for this ^.^
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:32 am
ALthough not 100% true, I'm 5Ling the sales pitch.


WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy


TAGS: navy violence force military kill
Rating: 4.19/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
GO NAVY! :)~
guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
wicked jester..............boo yah


SCHOOL VIOLENCE - Now I know


TAGS: schoolviolence
Rating: 3.31/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:51 pm
Why do I allow violence? Because I respect your own, individual choice to burn in Hell for eternity?
bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 5:57 pm
Yeah, thats a crappy argument. It makes as much sense as saying that Gangs didnt exist in schools until they started forcing them to say "in god we trust" in the pledge of allegiance. If you are opposed to gangs, then you should take god out of the pledge
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
Aannnnnnd GOD FTW! Boooyah! Ha ha ha ha!
pieman - January 26, 2010, 4:25 pm
and knowing is half the battle. Yo JOE!


ALL LIVES MATTER! -




STICKS AND STONES -


TAGS: abuse circle poem cycle violence
Rating: 4.58/5

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boxy - February 4, 2011, 9:26 pm
Demotivational behaviour since... well, forever.
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:47 pm
Wrong in so many ways, it's Brilliant! 5Lashings!


the sound of silence -


TAGS: ferguson mlk riots nonviolence violence
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - November 6, 2015, 6:20 am

i think you may have missed the posters message pikeman
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:47 am
We hurd what the rioting thugs had to sy befor the riots. Blacks are to be allowed to commit any crime they want with no ill consequences. The rational majority say "Screwdle that!!"
Bandit5906 - December 22, 2014, 11:07 pm
Beautiful. Thank you!
Greybeard - November 28, 2014, 12:06 am
Stunning as always. :)
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:49 pm

"Fools," said I, "You do not know – Silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you. Take my arms that I might reach you."
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:36 pm
But my words like silent raindrops fell... awe5ome
tellitlikeitis - November 27, 2014, 2:04 pm
VERY nicely done:)
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:34 am
Well done. Powerful. As always. Reasons Greetings, Lord.
spacedog - November 27, 2014, 9:28 am
The words of the prophets are written on the 5ubway walls, and tenement halls.


ENCOURAGEMENT -


TAGS: encouragement drugs acholol violence
Rating: 3.84/5

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Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 1:29 pm
AMSOME!
Chompers - September 18, 2009, 7:04 pm
Coke and whiskey have never hurt anyone.


IT'S HARD TO TELL - whether or not these people are celebrating or rioting.


TAGS: riot muslim pistol gun violence islam celebration
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Spangle - October 13, 2009, 5:18 pm
Iraq, that is it.
knowitall - August 5, 2009, 5:36 pm
those look like France's colors on the flag, maybe they're surrenduring?
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:15 am
spell check and basic grammar guidelines.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Do you honestly believe Saddam never had WMDs? We know he did since he used them on Iran and his own people. The question is what did he do with them while the UN was fucking off and not holding him accountable for his crimes. Also, you might want to use
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:11 pm
hey mark we will never know where the aleged weapons of mass distruction are. Im in iraq now and I dont see any. may be they're up bushes ass right next to your head.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:38 pm
What's the matter AK? Does the truth hurt? We'll never know exactly how much money BHO got from the middle East via the internet. So now you can go piss off.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 1:23 am
When I see something like this, I always have to wonder why in the US when a lot of us have guns, why we don't take them to our rallies? Teach them to try and put us down with tear gas and shit. Fucking government lapdogs should stand up for us citizens.
Arrogant Knight - January 14, 2009, 10:14 am
Piss off, Mark.
Mark - January 14, 2009, 10:08 am
It's Novemeber 4, 2008 and they're celebrating their victory in electing a Muslim Socialist to the Presidency of the United States.
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 4:15 pm
They are celebrating a good job on the riot they just had


IT'S NOT COOL - To beat up women


TAGS: justin bieber violence women
Rating: 4.2/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
Hahaha.... I heard about that. Although he does alot of surprise visits to cheer people up (koodos). I still can't stand the young ladie.


DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - Chances are she started it.


TAGS: violence
Rating: 2.08/5

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Flight of stairs - May 22, 2009, 4:53 pm
She fell down me
Scorpio7 - November 24, 2008, 7:40 pm
Rule #3: Swallowers of dog cum (like energy & his Momma, the San Diego donkey fucker) make lots of comments, and don't post ONE single poster, because they don't know how.
LogicDude - November 20, 2008, 11:47 am
Most important: don't hit them WHILE your penis is IN their mouth!
Overlord Douchebag - November 20, 2008, 9:09 am
Rule 3: Energy is mega-gay for Scorpio7.
energy - November 20, 2008, 8:50 am
rule #2: nobody hits scorpio7 (see rule #1)
Scorpio7 - November 20, 2008, 7:53 am
Rule #1: Never hit anyone, in whose mouth you later on plan to be placing your dick.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 17, 2008, 11:44 am
Eleven year olds should be out riding their bike, not indoors on the internet spreading their pre-pube misogyny. Remember boys, someday, you'll have hair on your balls and you'll want women!
Nobody - October 16, 2008, 5:29 pm
Not funny. Go die somewhere.
epic wins - July 16, 2008, 10:18 am
i thought i told you what talkin' back will get you
the door - July 2, 2008, 12:11 pm
Damn! she walked into one hell of a door!
G.W. Bush - June 10, 2008, 8:11 pm
At Least He Didn't Have to Tell Her Twice
... - April 27, 2008, 7:38 pm
She may have started it but he damn sure finished it. LoL!
Sean - April 23, 2008, 2:50 pm
Hatred. Plain and simple.


YOUR MOTHER -


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!


HAMMER'S OF JUSTICE - "Are you ready for this, my brother" "Let's do some gratuitous violence. "


TAGS: boondock saints truth justice violence
Rating: 4.31/5

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jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 8:26 pm
Sequel us awesome, I own both films and love watching them back to back
forseti - September 24, 2010, 11:52 am
thx, I will!
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:06 am
I saw the sequel. It was damn good in my opinion. They kept all the same actors which i was happy about. Check it out foreskin
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:17 am
I love the film too. Did anyone see the sequel?
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 1:17 am
It's the apostrophe, isnt' it, Phy?
phydeaux - September 24, 2010, 1:14 am
and yet I can't take the level of suck involved...so I refrain, and do not vote. Never let it be said that I ignored the wisdom of Aggy, for ones does that at his own peril.
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 12:57 am
(that was symbology)
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 12:57 am
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 12:56 am
Do not bomb, do not target, do not timmy, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost....
jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 12:06 am
I simply did this one because I love the movie.


YOUR ATTENTION... - Do I have it now?


TAGS: attention gun police violence funny
Rating: 4.33/5

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RetiredUSNChief - April 28, 2011, 11:02 pm
That certainly would have gotten MY attention!
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:32 pm
surprize buttseks!
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 5:33 pm

i think he had it when he pulled the guys pants down....no?


VIOLENCE -




VIOLENCE - Its never the answer, unless the person your being violent to is an idiot.




IN A NUTSHELL -


TAGS: school violence god education control
Rating: 3.62/5

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Oiler - January 4, 2013, 12:16 pm
Greybeard...your point comes across just fine. My question is, if God is omnipotent, can he really be removed from schools? IMHO, God SHOULD have been there for those kids whether a simple human told him he could be there or not.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 8:28 am
Hindsight unfortunately is always 20/20. I wish, I had used the words "gun control" in the text of the poster but I used the acronym KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) and that ultimately clouded up the point I was trying to get across.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 8:10 am
On the contrary, I think your point was well made and I don't think anyone is offended. It's really easy to get self conscious and read too much into the comments. Don't worry, you done good.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 3:38 am
I knew it was risky posting this & I sincerely apologize to anyone I offended. My intent was to support more stringent gun control laws. Apparently I failed to do that. My thoughts & remorse for this tragedy lie with families who lost their loved ones.
ipaprime - December 16, 2012, 1:24 am
even without religon schools can and should teach moral responability
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:18 pm
kind of exposure fosters a understanding/respect for other peoples religions, culture ect. It would be wrong to force children to participate in these events without parental consent because as Rudedog pointed out, that is a parents responsibility.
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:12 pm
have done little or nothing to control guns regardless of legal or illegal. It's a complicated issue at best. I don't advocate any single religion in schools but I do support people being "able" to practice their religion in public. I do believe that
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:06 pm
I believe in separation of church and state also and Im not religious or politically orientated. I used the poster to get people thinking about gun control and violence in America related to guns. 181 school shootings since Columbine and the politicians
Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 7:01 pm
I love a post that ignites emotional reaction. Well done. But schools are for education. Parents need to bring up the other end.
robbidos - December 15, 2012, 2:31 pm
This post illustrates the ignorance of "Americans"
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:05 am
That's why I believe in Separation of Church and State.


The Serendipity Clause -


TAGS: fate destiny violence immigration travel
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 22, 2014, 10:38 pm
I'm from North Dakota so I may be an honorary citizen already... :)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:09 pm
Canada's starting to sound better everyday eh?


The Butchers Wife -


TAGS: surgery marriage dating violence amputation
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 12, 2014, 8:00 am
Hah!!


THE IDENTITY CRISIS -




ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: angry birds games fight violence
Rating: 4.18/5

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lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:38 pm

Looks like somebody's gonna break a nail~~and maybe a heel~~


MANHANDLED - There are no doors to walk into, on the red carpet




RHIANNA - I guess that last beating didn't take BITCH!!




YOU'RE RIGHT! - It takes violence, weapons, and psychological warfare!


TAGS: liberals war terror bush president violence weapons
Rating: 2.47/5

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barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:44 pm
Fighting for peace. It's like fucking for virginity.


WORKPLACE VIOLENCE -




MOLDY PEACH -




Enlightenment -


TAGS: mosquito solve problems without violence
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 10:33 pm
5LMAO.....


Dirty Doctor Seuss -


TAGS: toronto canada woman wants children book banned in library violence and innuendo
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am
What...the ban or hopping on pop?
steve1961 - May 2, 2014, 10:10 am
Luckily, the TPL rejected the idea immediately.


Domestic Violence -


TAGS: men women violence football sports
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 8, 2014, 12:00 pm
I prefer Ray Price!
GaryO - October 8, 2014, 8:23 am
Good answer. (nts: Thedge makes a tidy poster…plays well with others)
Thedge - October 8, 2014, 2:54 am
Yeah, s'pose I amused m'self.
GaryO - October 7, 2014, 8:17 pm
Did....did you just laugh...at yer own attempt at humor?
Thedge - October 7, 2014, 4:12 pm
Ha !
Thedge - October 7, 2014, 4:12 pm
Tennessee. An old law on the books. You can beat your wife with any stick less than a foot long and no bigger around than an index finger to thumb in diameter. Figured they meant your penis. Never beat my wife that she didn't gripe when I was had.


DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - This house is a broken home. There's no control, he just lets his emotions go! -Marshall Mathers




VIOLENCE -




THE PEACEFUL ISLAMIC RELIGION? - Fighting is obligatory for you, much as you dislike it. --Surah 2:216


TAGS: islam religion hate violence terrorists kids
Rating: 3.33/5

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anonymous - October 25, 2009, 4:02 pm
Sura 2:62 "The [Muslim] believers, the Jews, the Christians, and the Sabians--all those who believe in God and the Laast day and do good--will have their rewards with their Lord. No fear for them, nor will they grieve." i'll take specific over ambiguity
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:52 pm
Sorry to break the mood, but my Koran lists that line as Surah 2:212. 216 talks about booze and gambling.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:50 am
Thank you gentlemen. I'm starting to blush from all the kind words. Or that may be the chili peppers jammed in my ass. (don't judge me!)
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:29 am
The Einstein poster was (is) excellence. I'm partial to your "I Don't Fail" poster. Solid stuff. As I've said before, your intelligence and wit are never in question.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:27 am
At least you spelled "Canadian" Right. And we would never protest against pot smoking.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:25 am
It was an "all in good fun" "nonsensical comment" phenomenon.
mooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:24 am
We used to be adversaries.So from me It should be believed, The Einstein poster was fucking EPIC, It deserved a better response. As far as the top 100 go. Well. you have to see the funny in the way that posters comments went off, It wasn't aimed at you
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:21 am
I think it was a Canadian conspiracy against my Obama pot smoking poster.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:20 am
I do and my posters get driven down. Look what happened to my great Einstein poster. Besides, I truly enjoy some of the debate my posters generate. I've got 25 in the "most comments" report. However, I got bumped out of the #1 spot, dammit.
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:08 am
Thanks for the link. now I have a better understanding of the Al Queda recruiting polici...........You have so much potential for funny. use it. It is your friend.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:03 am
Here is the source. Iraqi kids recruited/trained by Al Qaeda in Feb 08. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-512697/Caught-camera-The-10-year-old-Al-Qaeda-fanatics-ready-launch-terror-attacks-Iraq.html
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:05 pm
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the stylings of the Riyadh High School Chamber Choir in "A Tribute to Al Jolson"
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 9:03 pm
Sure .... Looks like MS13 to me.
moooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 8:37 pm
How do we know they're Islamic? Those could just be American kids from the suburbs.


Best Friends -




READ THE LABEL -


TAGS: army air force navy gun rifle violence
Rating: 1.64/5

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Pat - July 1, 2009, 2:12 pm
Whats funny is the army actually designed the Marines uniform, and then changed the pattern just to be different. i have seen the aquisition work. Good ole beauracracy, or however the fuck you spell it
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 9:26 am
Ummm...no. They don't.
hex - June 8, 2009, 1:40 am
marines...wear the same uniform as the army in deployment but they do have cute winter and summer versions of there station uniform aw precious!
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:52 am
A good vocabulary can really come in handy Silvermist. Does that mean the term fag came to mean cigarette/homosexual because a cigarette is a single burning stick?
-quote needed- - April 18, 2009, 8:30 pm
the back flip is cool but they dont throw hatchets they throw shovels, which makes it that much cooler.
Silvermist - March 22, 2009, 9:45 pm
(continued) together and light them on fire, like a bundle of sticks. Just some food for thought for the next time you choose your words...
Silvermist - March 22, 2009, 9:44 pm
Agreed, by the way for those of you who use the word fag, know that you are speaking of a cigarette, and when you say faggot, you are speaking of a bundle of sticks, because the "punishment" for being gay in way back when, was to tie a bunch of gays
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:05 pm
"leatherneck" proves that you don't need to be educated or articulate to be in the military. Thank you for playing!
Seb - November 16, 2008, 2:00 pm
None of you are cooler than the backflip hatchet attack of the Spetsnaz.
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:14 am
wtf? we get their seconds u fag why do u thinkg were in the middle of iraq in fucking woodland camo but then again your prob some 14 y/o dipshit thinking he's cool cuz he said he was in the marines lol


Felis catus -




Power -


TAGS: power wars destruction invincibility violence
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - June 20, 2016, 11:45 am
Well, thank you very much. That's high praise from the boss.
Silverheart - June 20, 2016, 7:16 am

This is so good, but so bad... I wish I thought of it first! Hats off to you.


The Meaning of Life -




Society -


TAGS: violence pessimism hatred diversity bigotry
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - October 12, 2016, 10:51 pm
Thanks, Mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - October 12, 2016, 3:06 am
Good one, Push! ^!
Pushkin - October 10, 2016, 12:36 am
Well, thank you very much. I'll let her know you think so.
JesusWept - October 9, 2016, 5:58 pm
Aunt Agnes is really clever haha.


Italian Limericks -




Guidance -


TAGS: riots unrest protesting disobedience violence
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2016, 8:11 pm
Some people fight for freedom, but can't stand it when their neighbors express it.


stress management -




Imagine -


TAGS: lennon murder death peace violence
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 12, 2017, 6:16 pm
Ironically enough, it was Chapman that was the real poser.
concern3 - April 11, 2017, 4:28 am
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans
EmilioDumphque - April 11, 2017, 12:25 am
A bullet hole in a vital area isn't plausible?


Violence -


TAGS: guns gangs violence killings chicago
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - September 25, 2016, 11:23 am
Fo sho, cuz.
Thedewd - September 23, 2016, 2:05 pm
Dis muhfugga be lookin jus lyke Saint Trayvon...


Vengeance -




Reality -




Prose and Khans -


TAGS: poetry khan prose violence vengeance
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - April 27, 2016, 6:56 am
I'm glad to see you like Pros too.
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2016, 9:29 pm
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquerable whale. To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart..etc. etc."
Pushkin - April 26, 2016, 11:14 am
You know. I think you're right.
lgvernon - April 26, 2016, 10:12 am

He was just pist about that horrible wig.


CRIME -


TAGS: street crime violence violins music
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 12:47 am
You play Violin? Terrific! I play Poker with no physical problems, unless I win "too often."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:50 pm
Love it! I play violin, and the effects it causes on your should and neck of not poised properly can cause violence to your muscles.
ScorpioSeven - March 22, 2016, 7:40 am
http://kennyg.com/
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:53 am
Only if you're Kenny G.
ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 10:27 am
Domo Arigato, Concern3-san...
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 10:15 am
Very nice, UP yours
ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 9:34 am
You mean, like "INCOME SAXES?"
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 9:24 am
You forgot the saxes! ^!!!!!


Christianity -




Devotion -




Advice to Humanity -


TAGS: people men apes violence power
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - March 1, 2017, 12:02 pm
Thank you very much for the high praise. It is my endeavor to bring joy to those at Motifake.
Silverheart - February 27, 2017, 10:48 pm

All these Planet of the Apes posters, I love it. I'm going to have a movie marathon this weekend. Original movie series of course.


Egomania -


TAGS: demigod self ego violence control
Rating: 4.92/5

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Pushkin - March 10, 2016, 10:51 am
Thanks mizzdizz. Of course I'm a little twisted myself.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:21 am
That's twisted! Luv it!!! chuckle, chuckle! ^!!!!!


Dictatorship -


TAGS: dictator protest law violence police
Rating: 4.86/5

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Onegin - October 6, 2015, 12:51 pm
Quite right.
maoworks2 - October 6, 2015, 11:45 am
DicTatorship Is Good Only If You're The Dictator.


Faces of PMS -


TAGS: pms face abuse violence women
Rating: 4.78/5

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JesusWept - January 26, 2015, 7:07 pm
Thanks mdizz ;)
mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:17 am
Never tell the wife that she's ovary-reacting! Luv it Jwept! 5L


Tree Wars -




Banned -




Belligerence -




FLAGRANT FOR-PROFIT BLASPHEMY - A lesser sin than not forcing 6yr olds to recite prayers they don't understand




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